Loading ...
Member Stats
Offline
RATING
6.437
VOTES
16
CITY
STATE
COUNTRY
Australia
AGE/SEX
28 / Male / Straight
HEIGHT
6'0" (183 cm)
STATUS
Undisclosed
SMOKE / DRINK
Yes / Yes
MEMBER SINCE
9/10/2008
Interests and Questions
INTERESTS   
MY HOBBIES INCLUDE   
farting, killing, surfing, jamming, making people laugh (those people being me), fornicating, human hunting, black ops, flapping my arms and flying like a brick, gunslinging, llama baiting, watching chess--I mean CHESTS, predominately female ones, ordering my pizza with the crust on top, asking if I can keep the bags my groceries come in, spying on small third world nations, vigilantism, bungee jumping without the cord, skydiving without the plane, ferret wrestling, riding my polar bear, being a devout anti-anti-pornography activist, jousting, gluing toasters to shop windows.
farting, killing, surfing, jamming, making people laugh (those people being me), fornicating, human hunting, black ops, flapping my arms and flying like a brick, gunslinging, llama baiting, watching chess--I mean CHESTS, predominately female ones, ordering my pizza with the crust on top, asking if I can keep the bags my groceries come in, spying on small third world nations, vigilantism, bungee jumping without the cord, skydiving without the plane, ferret wrestling, riding my polar bear, being a devout anti-anti-pornography activist, jousting, gluing toasters to shop windows.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?
I'd buy 10 million more because that's how it works. I read a book.
I'd buy 10 million more because that's how it works. I read a book.
NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX
hotness and servility
hotness and servility
WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?
always changing as I reach all my goals within minutes.
always changing as I reach all my goals within minutes.
FAVOURITE QUOTE
All matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
All matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
FINAL WORDS
Yes. This: Most of you are fucking morons. Just because you have an unwarranted sense of self-importance, you spend forty hours a week on a sunbed (orangeskin), and you pretend you're bisexual doesn't make you anywhere NEAR as hot as most of you think you are. The illiteracy rate on here is truly abysmal and, if representative of the literacy rate of the entire US (as that's where most of you are from) then the world's in a fucking sorry state indeed. Now fuck off :)
Yes. This: Most of you are fucking morons. Just because you have an unwarranted sense of self-importance, you spend forty hours a week on a sunbed (orangeskin), and you pretend you're bisexual doesn't make you anywhere NEAR as hot as most of you think you are. The illiteracy rate on here is truly abysmal and, if representative of the literacy rate of the entire US (as that's where most of you are from) then the world's in a fucking sorry state indeed. Now fuck off :)
Meet hot girls and guys like ultraradical from launceston, Outside US or CAN on our free hot or not style dating site!
Absolutely no charges possible for every dating, personals, and rating feature on the site. There are lots of launceston singles on our site. Meet some sexy people now! JOIN NOW
Absolutely no charges possible for every dating, personals, and rating feature on the site. There are lots of launceston singles on our site. Meet some sexy people now! JOIN NOW
Comments