INTERESTS   

aesop_rock, against_me!, alkaline_trio, At_the_Drive_in, band_of_horses, beastie_boys, benton_falls, bjork, boy_hits_car, brand_new, Bright_Eyes, Buckcherry, Buck-o-nine, bush, cake, cloud_cult, Commander_Venus, conor_oberst, Cursive, david_gray, dead_kennedys, death_cab_for_cutie, decemberists, frank_black, fugazi, Glassjaw, gorillaz, graves, Green_Day, hot_hot_heat, interpol, iron_and_wine, jello_biafra, jon_visger, Lagwagon, last_days_of_april, Led_Zeppelin, les_savy_fav, live, mars_volta, mason_proper, metric, MSI, Minor_Threat, minus_the_bear, Modest_Mouse, nada_surf, neutral_milk_hotel, Nirvana, One_Man_Army, pink_floyd, pixies, pogues, portishead, primus, q_and_not_u, radiohead, rage_against_the_machine, red_hot_chili_peppers, refused, reggie and the full effect, rilo_kiley, social_distortion, Sparta, stone_temple_pilots, sublime, surfjan_stevens, swingin_utters, Taking_Back_Sunday, ted leo and the pharmacists, the_anniversary, the_arcade_fire, The_Doors, the_flaming_lips, The_forecast, THE_FORMAT, The_Good_Life, The_Juliana_Theory, the_lawrence_arms, the_moldy_peaches, the_mountain_goats, The_Postal_Service, the_shins, Thursday, toadies, Tom_Waits, Tool, tripping_daisys, unicorns, violent_femmes, whirlwind_heat, nate, drawing, painting, reading, writing, nails, hair, Photography, movies, computer_shit, sleeping_erratically, stand_up_comedy,

MY HOBBIES INCLUDE   

****Im's/emails that will be ignored: anything containing "u" or "r", solely "what's up" "sup" "hey" "yo" and the like, clearly broken english, an obviously prefabricated msg that is sent to everyone, what you would do sexually to me, requests for votes, additional photos or my m.s.n address, which I don't have. And if I don't answer you the first time, there was a reason. Don't keep messaging me over and over again.****

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?

Pay you people to quit being retarded. Don't talk to me if you spell shit incorrectly on purpose. Don't compliment me to get a vote, I DON'T RATE - ESPECIALLY when asked to. Just fuck off.

NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX

I'm a dick, so: a bigger dick to keep me in line. A rapier wit and a strong backbone. Proper diction makes me wet as spring (honestly, do you people even realize "u" and "r" aren't real words?

WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?

To be AWESOME and be rated a 10 for my ass/tit pics because my face looks like a horse. *end sarcasm*

FAVOURITE QUOTE

"This little moment in the in between is like when the sky is yellow when it's almost night and you don't know whether it's going to storm or whether God is pissing on our ashes." --- "Tonight your ghost will ask my ghost 'where is the love?' Tonight your ghost will ask my ghost 'who put these bodies between us?'"

FINAL WORDS

NOT! interested in internet cam sex bullshit/trading nudies. I am conversationally impotent, so don't say I didn't warn you if you try talking to me.