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RATING
9.111
VOTES
18
CITY
STATE
COUNTRY
Vietnam
AGE/SEX
47 / Male / Straight
HEIGHT
6'2"   (188 cm)
STATUS
Recently dumped and horny
SMOKE / DRINK
Yes / Yes
MEMBER SINCE
11/23/2008
PROFILE ->   Hi I'm topflyte
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topflyte


Interests and Questions
INTERESTS   

admiring myself in the mirror, walking around the mall talking to myself, hanging out at the dmv, myspacing_on_friday_nights, flexin to loud techno in high school parkin lots, World_of_Warcraft_Wednesdays, clubbing in my leisure suit, blasting micheal bolton down main street, beatboxing in crowded movie theaters, passing silent but deadly gas in public places, and blame it on someone else,
MY HOBBIES INCLUDE   

Partying, drinking, swing my ding-a-ling, reading, cooking, boxing, weight training, tanning, gelling, waxing, pumping, grinding, sudoku, chinese checkers, sunday crossword puzzles, waxing my pepperoni's, my kenny g and micheal bolton cd/dvd collections, hanging out at highway rest areas, begging for change in walmart parking lots
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?

produce my own rap video because i spit hot fire
NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX

two arms, two legs, a head, 3 dimensional, a couple holes,will bow and kneel everytime i enter the room, knows when not to talk, tight ASSets, cook and clean in french maid outfit and 6 inch pumps, smart and college educated...but not smarter than me, someone who can take a punch or two, good heart and sense of humor, looks like a cross between Margaret Cho and Weird Al Yankovic
WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?

get off parole, get a good job like at Arby's or something, pimp out my '85 Nissan Sentra
FAVOURITE QUOTE

i'm kind of a big deal. - Me
FINAL WORDS

yo mama don't wear no drawz....i saw 'er when she took them offff.......standin on the welfare line, eatin swine, tryin to look fine, wit 'er stank behind
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Comments
armyinf22
Says on: 1/16/2009 5:06:00 AM
holy shit thats hilarious, good job