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Member Stats
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RATING
9.102
VOTES
142
CITY
STATE
COUNTRY
United States
AGE/SEX
22 / Male / Straight
HEIGHT
5'9" (176 cm)
STATUS
Single
SMOKE / DRINK
No / Yes
MEMBER SINCE
12/14/2008
Interests and Questions
MY HOBBIES INCLUDE   
"Well, gentlemen, the way I see it, if this hot weather continues, it's going to melt the polar caps and the whole wide world. And all the parts that ain't water already will surely be flooded." - "You're a simple motherfucker. Now where you read that shit, eh? Polar caps..." - "Don't worry about it. But, when it happens, and I'm in my boat, and your black asses are drowning, don't call for me to throw you no rope, no lifesaver, or no nothing." - " You fool! You're thirty cents away from having a quarter! Where the fuck you gonna get a god damn boat?"
"Well, gentlemen, the way I see it, if this hot weather continues, it's going to melt the polar caps and the whole wide world. And all the parts that ain't water already will surely be flooded." - "You're a simple motherfucker. Now where you read that shit, eh? Polar caps..." - "Don't worry about it. But, when it happens, and I'm in my boat, and your black asses are drowning, don't call for me to throw you no rope, no lifesaver, or no nothing." - " You fool! You're thirty cents away from having a quarter! Where the fuck you gonna get a god damn boat?"
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?
Snort 1 million lines of cocaine.
Snort 1 million lines of cocaine.
NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX
A sexy mama with a fully equipped vagina.
A sexy mama with a fully equipped vagina.
WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?
Extra cheese is 2 dollars.
Extra cheese is 2 dollars.
FAVOURITE QUOTE
He doesn't even have his license, Litha.
He doesn't even have his license, Litha.
FINAL WORDS
He must have thought it was white boy day. It ain't white boy day is it? Nah, man, it ain't fuckin' white boy day.
He must have thought it was white boy day. It ain't white boy day is it? Nah, man, it ain't fuckin' white boy day.
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Comments
Says on: 2/15/2009 9:30:00 PM
only if the peanut butter ones have chocolate chunks in them =)
Says on: 12/25/2008 9:05:00 PM
ooooo big talk big talk, The arch in my shot is pretty BALLLLIN!