INTERESTS   

house_music, books, nature, unusual_food, adrenaline, competing_with_men, Comedy_Shows, noel_fielding, simon_amstell, Corona,

MY HOBBIES INCLUDE   

being anti-social, singing at the top of my lungs when cleaning, dancing like no one's watching, psycho-profiling people, acting like a boy, writing passive aggressive notes to strangers i'll never get to meet such as people who park like complete douchebags!

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?

invest in gas chambers to decontaminate the gene pool (from STUPIDITY). no, but probably i'd buy properties and live off the rent. simples!

NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX

dominant, big brain, novelty, a challenge, entertainment, ambition & drive, stability, mastery of sarcasm, imperfection, knows how to spell, a man who's metrosexual (shaves pubes and pits) but DOESN'T PLUCK HIS EYEBROWS (unless he's got a monobrow) or has a jersey shore haircut, eek! someone who can tolerate my duck-facing in every photo. also, a lean fit natural physique, steroid-inflated bodies turn me right off! p.s. i'll never date someone who isn't open-minded. because all my friends are gay, that t-shirt is a piss-take! btw i have a thing for accents, south african, australian, louisiana or irish are mega sexy!

WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?

to discover what my future goal is. to somehow get enlightened on the matter of how not to be such an emotionless plank of wood. that's a chunky-ass goal, that

FAVOURITE QUOTE

"i often like quoting myself. it adds spice to my conversation" GBS

FINAL WORDS

I DON'T CARE ABOUT STUPID RATING WARS SO DON'T EXPECT TO WRANGLE A VOTE OUT OF ME! i'm not interested in desperate sex talk AND I DON'T WANNA SEE OR HEAR ABOUT YOUR COCK! neither am i interested in underage boys or guys my age. LONDON,UK MEANS FUCKIN GMT TIME! and if you're self-conscious enough to get offended by what i say - don't expect me to ever be interested. now get outta my way - I'M FABULOUS!