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RATING
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240
CITY
STATE
COUNTRY
United States
AGE/SEX
24 / Male / Straight
HEIGHT
6'0"   (183 cm)
STATUS
Undisclosed
SMOKE / DRINK
Yes / Yes
MEMBER SINCE
9/2/2009
PROFILE ->   Hi I'm TheTurdBurgular                         # 715 Hottest Guy
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TheTurdBurgular


Interests and Questions
INTERESTS   

MY HOBBIES INCLUDE   

Poetry, Writing novels, listening to music(preferably instrumental, indie/folk, and some metal from time to time!Drinking some beer and smoking some cigarettes. Comic books are always fun to read!
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?

Poop my pants!
NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX

Anything is better then a plastic doll :/ bahahahaha
WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?

Maybe get a novel published or write a script. Or do something with my poetry,that would be oh so nice.
FAVOURITE QUOTE

“Because we don't know when we will die, we get to think of life as an inexhaustible well. Yet everything happens only a certain number of times, and a very small number really. How many more times will you remember a certain afternoon of your childhood, an afternoon that is so deeply a part of your being that you can't even conceive of your life without it? Perhaps four, five times more, perhaps not even that. How many more times will you watch the full moon rise? Perhaps 20. And yet it all seems limitless.”
FINAL WORDS

OH hi

TheTurdBurgular's recent status updates

It kinda sucks that more than half the girls on this site are fake! But if your real and cute talk to me! :)

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