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9.222
VOTES
9
CITY
STATE
COUNTRY
United States
AGE/SEX
24 / Male / Straight
HEIGHT
6'1"   (186 cm)
STATUS
Undisclosed
SMOKE / DRINK
Yes / Yes
MEMBER SINCE
9/21/2009
PROFILE ->   Hi I'm CrunkFunkMonk
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CrunkFunkMonk


Interests and Questions
INTERESTS   

MY HOBBIES INCLUDE   

Swinging and missing, Drinking and pissing, being and existing.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?

Shave one-million dollar signs into my hair. Cash money!
NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX

Legal blindness.
WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?

To sell rancid slaw for a reasonable price.
FAVOURITE QUOTE

"If calamity had a name, that name would be calamity Jane. And if calamity jane went insane, then she have a calamity brain"
FINAL WORDS

It's unicorn hunting time.
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