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RATING
9.491
VOTES
729
CITY
STATE
COUNTRY
United States
AGE/SEX
51 / Female / Straight
HEIGHT
5'6"   (168 cm)
STATUS
In an Open Relationship
SMOKE / DRINK
No / Yes
MEMBER SINCE
4/4/2010
PROFILE ->   Hi I'm pukeahontas
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pukeahontas


Interests and Questions
INTERESTS   

Phil_Anselmo, Vanilla_Ice, dylan, Stephanie, platinum, Tiffany, MAC_cosmetics, shopping, Leprechauns, tricia, medium_sized_penis, making out with girls and guys, group orgy make out sessions,
MY HOBBIES INCLUDE   

growing strawberries in that topsy turvy thing, working out my toes, listening to awesome bands such as: pantera, superjoint ritual, down, bullet for my valentine, and other music that doesn't match my look, walking around in the ghetto, teaching the world how to drive without experiencing my road rage, it could change your life...
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?

infiniti fx35, down payment on a house in mexico and buy a farmacia. then when i went through the line at petco, i'd most def give the humane society a dollar, and start saying yes to all those cashiers at LJS who say "would you like to donate a dollar to the poor hungry children in haiti?" when said like that it makes one feel pretty bad for saying "no, just give me my fish please"
NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX

lots of tattoos, wonderful body, sometimes long hair, sometimes shaved, sometimes a mohawk, sings songs like "walk, domination, 13 steps to nowhere, 5 minutes alone" and named philip hansen anselmo.
WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?

well, tomorrow, we're having a burger off at my cousin's, the next day, eating chocolate, beyond that, not sure.
FAVOURITE QUOTE

wtf mom, or idk, fuck. or any jack handy quote, cuz he's the coolest fake guy ever.
FINAL WORDS

insta add me: tricialikestricia

pukeahontas's recent status updates

if you use a sentence, such as 'your cute, pretty, etc i'd like to see you're blanks' please...don't. if you don't get it, stop, <3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_RpGKXM6no phil = love

gooooo sooners!!!

i have a sock monkey and i'm not afraid to use it.

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Comments
ind3x
Says on: 5/3/2015 10:35:00 PM
i wanna see ur blanks
69chargerhp
Says on: 4/6/2015 10:07:00 AM
**insert clumsy, clunky, awkward comment here**
FightThePower
Says on: 8/4/2013 6:11:00 PM
not bad for 51 !
Howdy0
Says on: 4/30/2013 7:08:00 PM
Come to Dallas
swagger123
Says on: 2/10/2013 7:52:00 PM
Gorgeous!!
justjoshua
Says on: 10/31/2012 12:20:00 PM
Go makes me a sammich
Ceracyst
Says on: 7/19/2012 4:28:00 AM
Oh hay girl hay