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flying, short lines at grocery stores, girls_without_fuzzy_faces, political_incorrectness, texas, skydiving, insured_drivers, Dry_Humor, philosophy, dinosaurs, steak, doo_whop,
flying, short lines at grocery stores, girls_without_fuzzy_faces, political_incorrectness, texas, skydiving, insured_drivers, Dry_Humor, philosophy, dinosaurs, steak, doo_whop,
MY HOBBIES INCLUDE
stand up comedy, skydiving, making sense of things, aviation, not sounding like a chucklehead by saying "sup hawtie", "whut it do", "hey gurl", "dayyyum", or similar degenerate garble
stand up comedy, skydiving, making sense of things, aviation, not sounding like a chucklehead by saying "sup hawtie", "whut it do", "hey gurl", "dayyyum", or similar degenerate garble
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?
tie dollar bills on strings and go bum fishing in down town. and then of course pay them for the entertainment; im a fair man.
tie dollar bills on strings and go bum fishing in down town. and then of course pay them for the entertainment; im a fair man.
NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX
no missing or extra parts, laughs at my jokes, likes to wrestle, can help me with my german and russian
no missing or extra parts, laughs at my jokes, likes to wrestle, can help me with my german and russian
WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?
raise an orangutan to be my sidekick. find a decent lady. find a decent lady that doesnt get jealous of me having an orangutan for a sidekick.
raise an orangutan to be my sidekick. find a decent lady. find a decent lady that doesnt get jealous of me having an orangutan for a sidekick.
FAVOURITE QUOTE
walk it off, its just a broken leg.
walk it off, its just a broken leg.
FINAL WORDS
in spite of my cynicism, i really try to be a decent and classy fellow. im not a perv or greasy bottom feeder. i believe in virtue, although mamby pamby political correctness isnt one of them. i will return all rates, messages, and comments in kind. feel free to ask for my fb if you want to get further acquainted and dont have facial hair.
in spite of my cynicism, i really try to be a decent and classy fellow. im not a perv or greasy bottom feeder. i believe in virtue, although mamby pamby political correctness isnt one of them. i will return all rates, messages, and comments in kind. feel free to ask for my fb if you want to get further acquainted and dont have facial hair.
spiccoli's recent status updates
the first salute i received as a commissioned officer was a middle finger salute on the highway
people really do slip on banana peels; its not just a mario kart thing.
fat girls shouldnt ride on the back of motorcycles. its a hazard.
if ray charles was able to pull off blind dating, i suppose i can give it a shot.
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Says on: 9/2/2011 8:01:00 PM
How are you not the #1 rated guy? I gave you a ten to help get you there.
Says on: 10/6/2010 7:28:00 PM
haha ahhh ok, that sounds better! :-P And skinny or fat...some girls period just don't look good on the back of a bike!
Says on: 10/6/2010 4:21:00 PM
Business because I wanted to own a company, which I do now. Literature because I like books, and figured I'd take advantage of a full scholarship :)
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