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RATING
9.390
(Top 99.9%)
VOTES
291
CITY
PROVINCE
COUNTRY
Canada
AGE/SEX
25 / Male / Straight
HEIGHT
5'9"   (176 cm)
STATUS
Single
SMOKE / DRINK
No / Yes
MEMBER SINCE
6/3/2010
PROFILE ->   Hi I'm spiccoli                         # 136 Hottest Guy
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spiccoli


Interests and Questions
MY HOBBIES INCLUDE   

stand up comedy, skydiving, making sense of things, aviation, not sounding like a chucklehead by saying "sup hawtie", "whut it do", "hey gurl", "dayyyum", or similar degenerate garble
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?

tie dollar bills on strings and go bum fishing in down town. and then of course pay them for the entertainment; im a fair man.
NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX

no missing or extra parts, laughs at my jokes, likes to wrestle, can help me with my german and russian
WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?

raise an orangutan to be my sidekick. find a decent lady. find a decent lady that doesnt get jealous of me having an orangutan for a sidekick.
FAVOURITE QUOTE

walk it off, its just a broken leg.
FINAL WORDS

in spite of my cynicism, i really try to be a decent and classy fellow. im not a perv or greasy bottom feeder. i believe in virtue, although mamby pamby political correctness isnt one of them. i will return all rates, messages, and comments in kind. feel free to ask for my fb if you want to get further acquainted and dont have facial hair.

spiccoli's recent status updates

Kik me.. Shasmit

Does anyone still use this thing?

im as advertised, hope you are as well..feel free to skype me

heading to FL for the week, watch out old people.

skype me so i can see youre not some fat guy pretending to be a lady.

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Comments
THEChrissybear
Says on: 11/18/2014 9:24:00 AM
Im ready for the ski party!!!
ChickenOfTheSea
Says on: 9/1/2014 10:49:00 PM
Nice profile.
SAsurfergirl
Says on: 6/16/2014 2:11:00 PM
Hey hot guy, miss chatting to u. Sorry for being quiet was in a big motorbike accident. Have to stsy in bed for 8-12 weeks, by then it will be summertime in SA and u can come visit:-). Cheers.
starlett000
Says on: 5/5/2012 7:51:00 PM
Hello hope to hear from u again. Xoxo!!!
Scarl8te
Says on: 12/27/2011 7:15:00 PM
your profile is good reading!! and pics are nice too ; )
mtrlgst
Says on: 9/2/2011 8:01:00 PM
How are you not the #1 rated guy? I gave you a ten to help get you there.
Lflutterbug88
Says on: 6/20/2011 10:08:00 PM
:O)