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United States
AGE/SEX
64 / Male / Straight
HEIGHT
6'0" (183 cm)
STATUS
Single
SMOKE / DRINK
No / Yes
MEMBER SINCE
6/15/2010
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MY HOBBIES INCLUDE   
All through elementary school, my report cards always said, I wasn't living up to my full potential. Well, the jokes on them, because that really was as good as I was ever going to get.
All through elementary school, my report cards always said, I wasn't living up to my full potential. Well, the jokes on them, because that really was as good as I was ever going to get.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my girlfriend did.
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my girlfriend did.
NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX
According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is that they're a bunch of liars.
According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is that they're a bunch of liars.
WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?
As a young child my mom told me I could be anybody I wanted to be. Turns out the police call it Identity Theft.
As a young child my mom told me I could be anybody I wanted to be. Turns out the police call it Identity Theft.
FAVOURITE QUOTE
I bought condoms at the store & the cashier asked if I needed a bag. I replied "No, she isn't that ugly!"
I bought condoms at the store & the cashier asked if I needed a bag. I replied "No, she isn't that ugly!"
FINAL WORDS
I tailgated a cop who pulled out of the doughnut shop so he'd know what it feels like when he follows me from the bars.
I tailgated a cop who pulled out of the doughnut shop so he'd know what it feels like when he follows me from the bars.

lukizuptou's recent status updates
You're the kind of woman that needs to be showed off.... For show & Tell.... In Psychology Class...... You Crazy Bitch!
Counting to 10 when someone pisses you off works much better if you're counting the punches you're throwing!
Wanna know how I have money coming from United States AND Cananda. 10pm EST be on the call Friday 1/31/14. (712)432-0075; Pin 922197#
Wanna know how I have money coming from United States AND Cananda. 10pm EST be on the call (712)432-0075; Pin 922197#
I'm pretty sure that if I'm shot through the heart and you're to blame, whether or not you give love a bad name, is the least of my concern!

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Comments
Says on: 3/3/2014 7:02:00 PM
Something is always tryin to drag me back to this site...lol.
Says on: 3/1/2014 3:54:00 AM
I was in lalaland, where rmb doesn't exist. Then I had a dream about it oddly, so here I am again..lol.
Says on: 2/3/2014 9:09:00 AM
Ya know I'd love to say yes but unfortunately I didn't celebrate at all . My team got beat out by the broncos but its pretty cool the Seahawks won something lol.
Says on: 1/31/2014 6:00:00 PM
If you ever find yourself in a padded room.. I'm probably next door <3
Says on: 11/14/2013 3:49:00 AM
Look who's talking Mr. VIP:-). No wonder I love talking to you, you have such a great sense of humor:-).