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United States
AGE/SEX
25 / Male / Straight
HEIGHT
5'9"   (176 cm)
STATUS
Single
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No / Yes
MEMBER SINCE
8/22/2010
PROFILE ->   Hi I'm ihateporkchops
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ihateporkchops


Interests and Questions
MY HOBBIES INCLUDE   

piracy (and not the internet kind), walking around my apartment naked, random drives to wherever I end up, and puzzling out the mysteries of the universe
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?

Buy a cape, trade my car for a horse, wear a plumed 3-muskateers-style hat, and be the biggest badass ever.
NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX

pretty, fun, good sense of humor, witty, can take a joke, not easily offended
WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?

I fully intend to be filthy fucking rich.
FAVOURITE QUOTE

That IS a tasty burger! (name the movie!)
FINAL WORDS

I'm fuckin awesome and I'm always happy to prove it!
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