INTERESTS   

rats, cars, parrots, cheese, writing, horses, books, music, David_Bowie, web_design, military, reptiles, twisted_humor, german_history, wicca, paganism, cartoons, rodeo, paint_horses, Star_Trek, Caprica, glee, american_sign_language,

MY HOBBIES INCLUDE   

music (punk, german industrial, glam rock, or anything prior to 1970s); reading (not that I ever have time anymore); animals (breed rats, own everything); !!horses!!, random factoids, bitching at the perpetually stupid. I also have a mild obsession with It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.. and I'm a Trekkie. Yes, no gasping.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?

buy a green dress; but not a real green dress (that's cruel)

NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX

I don't. Married, very happy, just here to razz friends. :)

WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?

Accomplishing (without killing myself) the one-handed swing-up. Becoming SuperMom. Possibly finding a hobby that does not include strangling the stupid out of people.

FAVOURITE QUOTE

"I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes." (Hunter S. Thompson)

FINAL WORDS

I really don't think anyone reads this crap, do they? Yeah, doubt it. Anyway, my political stance is convoluted and fairly bleak, don't ask and I won't tell. I find pithiness admirable and annoying at the same time (and bonus points if you even know what 'pithy' means without having to look it up). If you speak LOLcat, bonus. If you know what the phrase "Hamburger time." means, bonus. I support weed but I don't get to smoke it often; I just think you should have the legal right to (and being attached to the gov't means little fun for Janny). I don't care what you think OF me, just AT me; I'm here for personal amusement only. Unless you have something intelligent to say, don't say it. Frickin' RAWR, by the way.