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CITY
Skyrim
STATE
COUNTRY
United States
AGE/SEX
64 / Male
HEIGHT
4'0"   (122 cm)
STATUS
Undisclosed
SMOKE / DRINK
No / No
MEMBER SINCE
7/20/2012
PROFILE ->   Hi I'm StarkistTuna
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StarkistTuna


Interests and Questions
MY HOBBIES INCLUDE   

Science, poker, video games, enjoying nature in any context
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?

I'd buy a million cups of coffee.
NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN A PARTNER

Has to like tuna. Must be politically incorrect. Must get the reference in the "If I had $1,000,000" answer. Has to be a skeptic and critical thinker.
WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?

Own a menagerie. Also to build an angry dome.
FAVOURITE QUOTE

"And this is my universal translator. Unfortunately so far it only translates into an incomprehensible dead language" "Hello" "Bonjour" "Crazy Gibberish!"
FINAL WORDS

Just stopping by.
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Comments
TheLastSlayer
Says on: 10/11/2012 7:06:00 PM
I had a ton of them. You'll likely better remember me by the fact I correctly identified your old avatar as the guy from "To Serve Man".
TheLastSlayer
Says on: 10/10/2012 10:18:00 AM
Kahalachan?
ChickenOfTheSea
Says on: 9/28/2012 8:36:00 PM
Hey you :)
kami_21
Says on: 9/22/2012 9:08:00 AM
Bonjour :)
Woodwork
Says on: 9/5/2012 12:08:00 PM
Chances are you are trying to make the cut with just the tool. The trick is easy, once you get some practice at it - you move your entire body in a fluid motion.
BetterThanGod
Says on: 8/8/2012 3:44:00 PM
Repent! Tuna is Lucifer's eyeball!