INTERESTS   

My fist in your twat,

MY HOBBIES INCLUDE   

Music, my friends, my dogs, my mac, carbonation and the infinite and expanding universe as it unfolds before my eyes, whatever is clever, drawing or hanging out with ma peeps.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?

Donate it to charities and cancer research,

NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX

I hate it when a guy types one word messages at me such as, "hey", "hi", or 'sup"! If you can't make an effort, please don't bother. I do have better things to do than chat in the most mundane way about nothing on this website, so if you have 20 questions, make them interesting, because I am already bored for what passes as everyday social interaction on this site. Also I do expect a guy to bring it a little by being somewhat different from everyone here and just because I am open and respond, it doesn't mean I want to meet you. I like communication and think respect deserves respect in like kind. I don't respond to boring online social interactions, maybe that makes me a bitch but whatever, having standards means I

WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?

Rocking out with my cock out. I am 23 and have a lot of living to do.

FAVOURITE QUOTE

I spend a lot of time thinking about the difference between how much pleasure I have ever felt and how much my body is capable of producing.

FINAL WORDS

Hey, I'm Ash. I am in love with being alive and have dreams I don't share with strangers, maybe if we hit it off I will tell you one day. I have a ton of energy and I am a snarky mother fucker! Just another health food junkie who adores animals! I collect guitar picks from my favorite bands and love a good show! You will think I am very silly while wondering why I love language as much as I do. I like to have fun but who doesn't? My brain is fast and loose, sharp and sarcastic, blunt and demanding, colorful and creative!