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Member Stats
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RATING
8.167
VOTES
653
CITY
STATE
COUNTRY
United States
AGE/SEX
29 / Female / Straight
HEIGHT
5'7"   (171 cm)
STATUS
Married
SMOKE / DRINK
Yes / Yes
MEMBER SINCE
4/12/2004
PROFILE ->   Hi I'm phelony
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phelony


Interests and Questions
MY HOBBIES INCLUDE   

Video games, Music, Reading, Knowledge.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?

That's debaitable: I'd probably turn it into pennies and try to swim in it like old scrooge does in Duck Tales.
NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX

Not looking. Im married: faithfully, happily married.
WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?

Work on my Doctorate, buy a house preferably self sufficent and be a less shitty person tomorrow than I was today (everyday).
FAVOURITE QUOTE

"but ne'er the rose without its thorn" -Robert Herrick
FINAL WORDS

haha, although im super cool, Im married now and just here to oogle pictures. :D So if you message me wanting to "get it on", i'll know you didnt bother reading this ever so cleverly placed witty retort and i'll have to give you as much crap as physically possible :D Good luck, may the best man win.

phelony's recent status updates

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... I understand the "rating" and even the dating aspect but when did it become the "try to stick ur dick in me" kinda place?

I hate people.

mmm ribs.

Ne'ermore

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Comments
Adakazane
Says on: 9/16/2010 3:34:00 AM
Harley Quinn ftw! ;D love it.
FYREGOD
Says on: 2/3/2010 6:14:00 PM
Beautiful and you appear to have a sense of humor. Good combo.
MrEeyore
Says on: 2/15/2008 1:12:00 AM
You're a beauty, true. And you got my 10. Uncomfortable looking bed, glad to see you're out of it.
Frksho1
Says on: 12/16/2007 10:26:00 PM
thanks....i think i will do well at it, i pretty much do counseling on a daily basis now, i just don't get paid for it yet......also my initials are DR, so when i get my PhD, i'll be Dr. DR haha
kon82
Says on: 6/26/2007 1:45:00 AM
what's the problem with gamer girl !! :D i like gamer girl lol!! i'm actually with a gamer girl , and its funny :D u r very nice!!! really .. is the hospital pic taken for joke or it's true??
LackOfSelf
Says on: 6/19/2007 4:52:00 PM
You're a cross between a teddy bear, a chia pet, and a porquepine. Good to cuddle, but be careful, you might sprout pointy things.
Bitterlick
Says on: 8/9/2004 1:36:00 AM
Beautiful