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RATING
8.712
VOTES
280
CITY
STATE
COUNTRY
United States
AGE/SEX
28 / Male / Straight
HEIGHT
6'1"   (186 cm)
STATUS
Casually Dating
SMOKE / DRINK
No / Yes
MEMBER SINCE
6/6/2004
PROFILE ->   Hi I'm HlfStackHero
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HlfStackHero


Interests and Questions
MY HOBBIES INCLUDE   

drag racing, road racing, playing my guitars, rockin' with the band (I play upright bass in a punkabilly band), working on my cars, wandering outdoors, reading, watching the History Channel, planning world domination, cooking, you know, the usual stuff.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?

Finish my 4-speed '85 Cutlass and my '67 Cutlass, buy great band equipment, take the band on tour, buy a house someplace super and far away from morons and frat boys, save the rest
NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX

Big bright blue eyes if possible, funny as hell, ambitious, caring, immensely huggable, good snuggler, mass amounts of intelligence, willing to laugh at my alarming battery of dorky jokes!
WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?

To open up a discount hubcap store in Queens, or to have Jack Black think I'm so rockin' he asks me to sign his tits. Whichever comes first.
FAVOURITE QUOTE

"Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity....and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
FINAL WORDS

Yeah, I'm probably not gonna take you seriously if you've got a picture flashing that stupid sideways "V" finger thing. This is for two reasons. A: You look just like EVERYONE else and that's just lame squared. B: You just plain look like a fuckin' retard. So sue me.
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Comments
crimsonlevon
Says on: 12/1/2008 3:02:00 PM
nice double bass x
Fantofhearts
Says on: 8/11/2008 9:06:00 AM
hey! Oh, hes fantastic.. gotten so big! lol
wittynwize
Says on: 6/16/2008 2:01:00 AM
It's a Duesenberg. That's actually where the term came from "it's a Deusie".
InkLady
Says on: 5/10/2008 10:35:00 AM
lol well thanks...im glad that you think that. ;)
Fantofhearts
Says on: 4/28/2008 12:09:00 PM
QZJBBRJZQ is our galactic equivalant of Jesus Jr lol. I will raise him to speak multi-syllabicism. xoxo your lovely.
DeviousHornycat
Says on: 12/30/2007 11:58:00 AM
hmmmm.....
subtlexchaos
Says on: 12/21/2007 2:09:00 PM
Yeah, met them a few years ago, they definately rock! and thank you.. ;)
IncurableFate
Says on: 12/14/2007 10:32:00 PM
<3!!!