INTERESTS   

swimming_drunk, white_trash_clan, hot_pits, psycho_killers, killing_bitches, bodily_fluids, cheesy_horrors, cannibals, costume_parties, cameras, candy, photographs, ska, scars, blood, orgasms, bottle_Caps, licking_things, Pits, sweat, Kites, psychobilly, soft_skin, wet, food, laughing, broken_bones, mudwrestling, ears, stripes, needles, Polka_Dots, Building, dreads, going_commando, french_toast, kilts, elbows, Fuse, rolling down the green grass, being_dirty, cold_baths, pissing_standing_up, gi_joes, fake_blood, swollen_ears, erect, interesting_books, expensive_dates, soft_hair, gutters, pissing my name in the sand, crusties, puke, bath_tubs, hitting things at fat kids, little_boy_shirts, crashing, emo_kids, Disturbing_the_Peace, music, Piercings, Stars, parties, singing, alcohol, BEER, tattoos, family_guy, Shows, drums, fire, indie, my_band, late_night_phone_calls, bruises, sand, Knives, hot_rods, back_massages, whores, hookers, rockabilly, pubs, blow_up_dolls, Gore, ink, playing_in_the_rain, bbq, rats,

MY HOBBIES INCLUDE   

I dance. I sing. I play drums (but not that well). I go to shows and get into bar fights. I like tattoos and piercings, and have more than you could guess. I love cleverness. I don't pet llamas anymore, they spit. I play more video games than is necessary. My gamerscore on 360 is over 44,000. I still own my SNES. My brother is in a successful ska band, bet you can't guess which one! Speaking of ska, I don't really like it. I prefer rockabilly. I'm amazed at girls who have a talent with makeup, and a little jealous. I own a costume trunk and a whole mess of costumes, but wish I had more. I love dinosaurs, Star Wars, comic books, zombies, and diy. I don't dance in the shower anymore because it's too small.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?

try not to get murdered.

NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN A PARTNER

I'm a horrible housewife. I don't cook. I clean the couch with windex. I don't rinse dishes, I only wash them. I dress up in costume every time I order pizza. I leave glasses of water next to the bed to warn me of an incoming T-Rex. I disturb the peace way too often. I like stand up bassists covered in tattoos with pretty teeth. I'm easily distracted by shiny things that fit on my fingers. Basically, the guy who put a ring on my finger 4 years ago and deals with all of those things. If that's not you, no need to apply.

WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?

Covered in tattoos, dressing in pure costume every day of the week. You're jealous.

FAVOURITE QUOTE

It's all about the armpit hormones.

FINAL WORDS

Let's go piss on someone's lawn together.