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RATING
7.937
VOTES
135
CITY
STATE
COUNTRY
United States
AGE/SEX
22 / Male / Straight
HEIGHT
6'1" (186 cm)
STATUS
Single
SMOKE / DRINK
No / Yes
MEMBER SINCE
10/18/2004
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INTERESTS
reading, writing, movies, Bill_Murray, sports, Dancing, William_Blake, staring_contests, lip_balm, Jean_Claude_Van_Damme, Relaxing, bruce_lee, captain_crunch_berries, working_out, big_butts, poetry, william_shatner, rap, Literature, liquor, BEER, eric_b_and_rakim, Science_fiction, Larry_Bird, funnel_cake, curly_hair, arguing, the_dictionary, foreplay, making_out, Peanut_butter, frozen_dinners, bowling, rum_and_coke, r_kelly, conan_obrien, Brunettes, partying, boones_farm, Full_Lips, running,
reading, writing, movies, Bill_Murray, sports, Dancing, William_Blake, staring_contests, lip_balm, Jean_Claude_Van_Damme, Relaxing, bruce_lee, captain_crunch_berries, working_out, big_butts, poetry, william_shatner, rap, Literature, liquor, BEER, eric_b_and_rakim, Science_fiction, Larry_Bird, funnel_cake, curly_hair, arguing, the_dictionary, foreplay, making_out, Peanut_butter, frozen_dinners, bowling, rum_and_coke, r_kelly, conan_obrien, Brunettes, partying, boones_farm, Full_Lips, running,
MY HOBBIES INCLUDE
Poppin' collars and droppin' dollars first and foremost (it's a lifestyle, folks). Ticklin' box, only sportin' a smile and socks. Dishing out smack'd bottoms a.k.a. handprinted hams.
Poppin' collars and droppin' dollars first and foremost (it's a lifestyle, folks). Ticklin' box, only sportin' a smile and socks. Dishing out smack'd bottoms a.k.a. handprinted hams.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?
Call Guiness, 'cause there'd be a million strippers all simultaneously pussy poppin' for a George Washington. Travel the country collecting commemorative plates and shot glasses and writing sonnets.
Call Guiness, 'cause there'd be a million strippers all simultaneously pussy poppin' for a George Washington. Travel the country collecting commemorative plates and shot glasses and writing sonnets.
NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX
Thick hips and full lips. If I can rest The Big G (my drinking goblet) on the top of your ass, it's a start. I need a girl that gets naughty on Saturday night and repents at church on Sunday morning.
Thick hips and full lips. If I can rest The Big G (my drinking goblet) on the top of your ass, it's a start. I need a girl that gets naughty on Saturday night and repents at church on Sunday morning.
WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?
Continue to keep bitches in stitches, and ho's on their toes. Do it to 'em like Zach Morris: stone-washed jeans tucked into white high tops and a cell phone the size of a small child.
Continue to keep bitches in stitches, and ho's on their toes. Do it to 'em like Zach Morris: stone-washed jeans tucked into white high tops and a cell phone the size of a small child.
FAVOURITE QUOTE
"The Pied Piper is grinning, melodies piping from his flute; ho's following behind in line, mesmerized by the three piece suit." Quote the Stallion, never more. GGW: "Show me where babies feed!"
"The Pied Piper is grinning, melodies piping from his flute; ho's following behind in line, mesmerized by the three piece suit." Quote the Stallion, never more. GGW: "Show me where babies feed!"
FINAL WORDS
Get the body bags, 'cause ho's are dying to be with Ron Stallion. The last name is pronounced "stally-on." PLEASE, LEAVE A COMMENT; GOOD OR BAD. Check out JtnecnivJ!
Get the body bags, 'cause ho's are dying to be with Ron Stallion. The last name is pronounced "stally-on." PLEASE, LEAVE A COMMENT; GOOD OR BAD. Check out JtnecnivJ!
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Comments
Says on: 5/6/2005 7:47:00 AM
ron stallion is my idol, in my wildest moist dreams i could only be a little seabiscuit compared to ron stallion...
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