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3.543
VOTES
46
CITY
STATE
COUNTRY
United States
AGE/SEX
17 / Male / Straight
HEIGHT
5'8"   (173 cm)
STATUS
Undisclosed
SMOKE / DRINK
Yes / Yes
MEMBER SINCE
3/15/2005
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the_muff


Interests and Questions
MY HOBBIES INCLUDE   

drinking, beating off, playing bass, punching things, bowling, writing
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?

buy porn, some new basses, start a publishing company, and a motorcycle
NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX

nice body, good personality, must be same species, must put up with my stupidity
WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?

i wanna be a drunk in a small town, play bass in a touring band, be the hardcore old guy at shows (you know the one)
FAVOURITE QUOTE

"people scare easier when there dying"- Frank "Once Upon a Time in the West"
FINAL WORDS

the hawk makes my head cold. :-(
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