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RATING
9.315
VOTES
182
CITY
PROVINCE
COUNTRY
Canada
AGE/SEX
35 / Male / Straight
HEIGHT
5'11"   (181 cm)
STATUS
Single
SMOKE / DRINK
No / Yes
MEMBER SINCE
10/16/2002
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bigaxe


Interests and Questions
INTERESTS   

My name is Andrew! Not "douchebag", or_asshole, not_bastard, or "dick". Actually I don't care what I'm called, not like I haven't heard it all before HAHAHAHA,
MY HOBBIES INCLUDE   

You know those little plastic ends of your shoelace?? I don't make those
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?

put it into a diversified mutual fund, a R.R.S.P.... or that's what my finacial planner tells me he does with it. For all I know he's picking up hookers and snorting Coke with it.
NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX

A pulse ... everything else is bacon. Throw in tomatoes and lettuce and thats a damn good sandwich. Can't forget the Miracle Whip! A sandwich isn't a sandwich with out the tangy taste.
WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?

I'm totally making the Forbes top 400 list next year (and seeing as how I never update these comments ... who really knows what year 'next' will be) or Surviving the asteriod that is hurtling towards Earth at this very moment. I'll be in my bomb shelter if you need me.
FAVOURITE QUOTE

"Winners make the quotes and Losers are forced to use them" must be the reason why my vocabulary is filled with quotes.
FINAL WORDS

Kinda like what I want on my tomb?? Hell I wanna be Cremated and my ashes poured into CatFood, get more pussy in death then life. Leave an IM/comment if you vote, that way I can return it :)

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Comments
zayra150deborah
Says on: 8/16/2010 12:36:00 PM
sweetie thanks for the 10!!! i gave u the same..
lexiegrace
Says on: 12/19/2008 2:57:00 PM
yo! thanks for voting! it's quite apparent you are totally killer at paint, i see. i lol'd at your profile. i rated it highly. nice photobooth shots too!
ponderosity
Says on: 12/18/2007 8:45:00 PM
i don't have a real tongue, that one is plastic.
ponderosity
Says on: 10/7/2007 4:24:00 PM
If cuteness were osteoporosis, you'd make old ladies moan. x)
crystal4neye
Says on: 7/26/2007 8:02:00 PM
lol..i've pondered that..:P
nibba
Says on: 7/23/2005 7:11:00 AM
i absolutely love ur comment.. made me laugh out loud.. 10 for you hunnie :)