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RATING
6.523
VOTES
43
CITY
PROVINCE
COUNTRY
Canada
AGE/SEX
25 / Male / Straight
HEIGHT
5'9"   (176 cm)
STATUS
Single
SMOKE / DRINK
No / Yes
MEMBER SINCE
7/19/2005
PROFILE ->   Hi I'm Paradox50
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Paradox50


Interests and Questions
MY HOBBIES INCLUDE   

I have a disturbing tendency to give powerful atomic wedgies to random passers-by
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?

Retire and become a philanthropist, so that I may dress up like a pelican and have women feed me fish from a pole.
NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX

She must be a 3ft tall midget with a superbly developed hunchback and bad breath.
WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?

My species, the single humpback male, is nearing extinction after brutal hunting by aggresive females. I am financially and emotionally insecure.
FAVOURITE QUOTE

Alas, I cannot sleep with you, my love, until I live up to my vow of lying in a vat of creamy chocolate for 14 days, and even then you'll have to help me out of it without using your hands, because...
FINAL WORDS

you know how strongly I feel about sticky fingers.
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