INTERESTS   

pimpology, loveology, cutting_edge_technology, drama, your_mama, hong kong movies from the 90's, aphorisms, sensible_fruitarianism, singing, being_a_comedian, arm_wresteling, languages, chicago_bulls, inventions, cary_grant_movies, noel_coward_songs, inonesian_ballads, village_people, positive_thinking, hanging around with funny easygoing people, my_values, sve the best for last,

MY HOBBIES INCLUDE   

my hobby is dating and learning everything about women that I can

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?

I would spend it on my parents

NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX

I look for positivity, happiness, humor, respect, a high level of romantic interest and physical attraction in me, being part of the team not part of the cargo, flexibility, honesty, trustworthiness, punctuality, a slim figure with big breasts, body is more important than the face, she should not be brainwashed by feminist propoganda, appreciate a gallant man, artiulate, loyal, sincere, she should be flexible which means her level of romantic interest cuts through everything else except her integrity, open to becoming a sensible fruitarian and exploring my cult, she should trust me completely and listen to my advice, most importantly she has to really really dig me, which a lot of girls do

WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?

i would like to publish a bestseller on synthetic paper and become a celebrity writer

FAVOURITE QUOTE

////bad men live to eat --- good men eat to live///---------Socrates

FINAL WORDS

First we will go out for a short smoothie date with soya milk instead of milk, than we will keep dating many people, and than if you pass probation you will join my stable of cuties, OK? But I weed out women that are a liability to me so the best of luck to you.