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RATING
3.176
VOTES
34
CITY
STATE
COUNTRY
United Kingdom
AGE/SEX
33 / Male / Straight
HEIGHT
5'10" (178 cm)
STATUS
Recently dumped and horny
SMOKE / DRINK
Yes / Yes
MEMBER SINCE
8/17/2005
Interests and Questions
MY HOBBIES INCLUDE
abusing primates
abusing primates
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?
buy wacko's pet bubbles and throw him 'off the wall'
buy wacko's pet bubbles and throw him 'off the wall'
NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX
preferably furry, must like sniffing backsides,oh, and bananas.
preferably furry, must like sniffing backsides,oh, and bananas.
WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?
to test shampoo on apes, for no good reason.
to test shampoo on apes, for no good reason.
FAVOURITE QUOTE
chimpanzee, chimpanzee, hanging in the big oak tree, how fondly I think of thee, whilst I attach electrodes to your knee.
chimpanzee, chimpanzee, hanging in the big oak tree, how fondly I think of thee, whilst I attach electrodes to your knee.
FINAL WORDS
this is all in jest, by the way, I was just in monkey-mode at time of writing.
this is all in jest, by the way, I was just in monkey-mode at time of writing.
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