all sorts of music, singing, playing any instrument i can get my hands on, teaching martial arts, plotting to take over the world.
light a $100 bill on fire, just once, just to say i did it.
a kung fu grip.
You two are brothers? Yeah, it's kind of a long story. My dad boned his mom. Okay it's a short story.
My weirdness bar is pretty high, but some people on this site clear it by a mile.
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My administration will be all about transparency, hotdog wieners of unusual lengths, and gladiatorial justice.
i have no idea why i've never saluted. if you want to know if i'm real, ask for my skype. i reserve the right to decline the weirdos.
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Name two adjectives that describe your partner. Um, "big douche". Neither of those words are adjectives.
Currently taking suggestions for a creative salute.
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