INTERESTS   

MY HOBBIES INCLUDE   

Art, Graphic Design, The art of Kama Sutra, Mother nature, Cannabis conniseuring, Metaphysics, Theory, Ancient Greece and Rome, Girls (of course), Raves, Stripping (yes, me. I strip.), Cooking, And other stuff.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?

Give it to me and you can WATCH what I'd do with it, as opposed to just asking me. =)

NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX

Someone with intellect, and an open mind, perhaps? Or is it too much to ask for? If you're one of those dumbass girls who does that stupid "pucker your lips" in every picture, don't bother. I'm not here to call every girl I see "cute, or sexy" or to rate you. I will rate you if I want to, And I'm not going to tell you something that's COMPLETELY unoriginal in hopes of getting down your pants, because if I wanted to fuck a hollow shell of a girl bad enough, I'd buy a blow up doll. I am ONLY looking for original, creative, and open-minded girls here. If that IS NOT you, DO NOT talk to me. =) Ok? ok.

WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?

Sailing the seven seas, Free from the cespool of fat whiny white people I'm surrounded by.

FAVOURITE QUOTE

Stupidity overweighs your beauty a thousandfold, So get your make up caked face out of mine, And find yourself a big alpha-male muscular jackoff who has the urge to poke everything that says "OMG" and walks.

FINAL WORDS

Just be intelligent and open-minded, and we'll get along just fine.