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Member Stats
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RATING
9.326
VOTES
842
CITY
PROVINCE
COUNTRY
Canada
AGE/SEX
19 / Female / Straight
HEIGHT
5'10" (178 cm)
STATUS
In a Serious Relationship
SMOKE / DRINK
No / Yes
MEMBER SINCE
3/4/2009
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Interests and Questions
INTERESTS   
MY HOBBIES INCLUDE   
Spiking unsuspecting people's drinks, Kicking people in the shins and running away, Eating froot loops.. what can I say, I have a thing for Tucan Sam, Pretending I'm a 500lb, 12 year old boy and trying to find internet preditors, Making obnoxious noises randomly in public, etc. You know... normal things.
Spiking unsuspecting people's drinks, Kicking people in the shins and running away, Eating froot loops.. what can I say, I have a thing for Tucan Sam, Pretending I'm a 500lb, 12 year old boy and trying to find internet preditors, Making obnoxious noises randomly in public, etc. You know... normal things.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?
Buy 18 packs of jello, a kidnapper van painted hot pink that has a bunch of purple stars pasted on it with a sign that says "Don't laugh, you're daughter might be in here", pay a terrorist to bomb the lead singer of coldplays house to stop him from making shitty music and maybe buy a fucking sweet car bed.
Buy 18 packs of jello, a kidnapper van painted hot pink that has a bunch of purple stars pasted on it with a sign that says "Don't laugh, you're daughter might be in here", pay a terrorist to bomb the lead singer of coldplays house to stop him from making shitty music and maybe buy a fucking sweet car bed.
NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX
Draws cute little things in his pubes.
Draws cute little things in his pubes.
WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?
To drink a 4L of Milk and not vomit, travel the world and make someone from every country cry, kill the lead singer of coldplay, etc.
To drink a 4L of Milk and not vomit, travel the world and make someone from every country cry, kill the lead singer of coldplay, etc.
FAVOURITE QUOTE
SANTA STOLE THE COOKIE FROM THE COOKIE JAR! ...SON OF A BITCH!
SANTA STOLE THE COOKIE FROM THE COOKIE JAR! ...SON OF A BITCH!
FINAL WORDS
You know the hole where the dick goes? Yeah your mouth... shut it.
You know the hole where the dick goes? Yeah your mouth... shut it.
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Comments
Says on: 12/5/2010 8:56:00 PM
ur soooo damnn sexyy! pwoahhh i gave u 10! ur fuckin stunning
Says on: 12/5/2010 8:55:00 PM
k, your profile has convinced me that there should be tens for cute faces and briliant profiles... my god, my stomach still hurts from larfing.
Says on: 11/16/2009 9:07:00 PM
I must say, your profile is quite hilarious. You've got my 10 ;)
Says on: 10/28/2009 8:25:00 PM
so thats where all my cookies went damn you SANTA thats the last time i let a fat man in a tight red suit into my house... and yes i do draw pictures of unicorns on my pubes it makes me feel manly :)