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9.246
VOTES
313
CITY
I'm in love with yer mom.
STATE
COUNTRY
United States
AGE/SEX
25 / Female / Straight
HEIGHT
5'8" (173 cm)
STATUS
Undisclosed
SMOKE / DRINK
Yes / No
MEMBER SINCE
6/9/2009
Friends
Interests and Questions
INTERESTS   
long walks off short piers,
long walks off short piers,
MY HOBBIES INCLUDE   
Pimp is my game..I do it the best..Ho fuck with me she don't get no rest..I spit game to the bitch just like this..Why you runnin' 'round suckin' all that dick for no money..It didn't take long to stay true to the game and get my pimpin' on..But every once in a while you get a stupid ho..Bitch ain't about money and she'll never know how to get it..Six months later..I'm still a pimp..i'm still the player..Cuz the player I am..Till the day i'm dead..I was sittin' on the sink..Gettin' some head.
Pimp is my game..I do it the best..Ho fuck with me she don't get no rest..I spit game to the bitch just like this..Why you runnin' 'round suckin' all that dick for no money..It didn't take long to stay true to the game and get my pimpin' on..But every once in a while you get a stupid ho..Bitch ain't about money and she'll never know how to get it..Six months later..I'm still a pimp..i'm still the player..Cuz the player I am..Till the day i'm dead..I was sittin' on the sink..Gettin' some head.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?
I'd get a sex change just to FUCK ADAM LAMBERT <3
I'd get a sex change just to FUCK ADAM LAMBERT <3
NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX
Someone who doesn't suck
Someone who doesn't suck
WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?
To become a boy and rock Adam Lamberts cock :)
To become a boy and rock Adam Lamberts cock :)
FAVOURITE QUOTE
This is a awesome n0b... laxgod says: hey cutie i was just wondering what you where up to and what kinda panties you have on?... xTwatx says: the kind that hides my dick...laxgod says: HAHA that is fucking awsome..(Jenn) are you sleepy...(Dylan) nope..(Dylan) What about you?..(Jenn) I'm sitting here..(Jenn) farting..(Dylan) doing what?..(Jenn) scratching my nutt sack..(Dylan) lol your kidding? :D..(Dylan) Haha wow..(Dylan) your strange :D ..Bob says: i just shit all over my self and now im playing in it oh yeah
This is a awesome n0b... laxgod says: hey cutie i was just wondering what you where up to and what kinda panties you have on?... xTwatx says: the kind that hides my dick...laxgod says: HAHA that is fucking awsome..(Jenn) are you sleepy...(Dylan) nope..(Dylan) What about you?..(Jenn) I'm sitting here..(Jenn) farting..(Dylan) doing what?..(Jenn) scratching my nutt sack..(Dylan) lol your kidding? :D..(Dylan) Haha wow..(Dylan) your strange :D ..Bob says: i just shit all over my self and now im playing in it oh yeah
FINAL WORDS
Stick your middle finger to the world. FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT CAN READ, YES I PUT ONE ''NAUGHTY'' PIC UP JUST SO YOU WOULD GET OFF MY TWAT, DON'T ASK FOR ANYMORE BECAUSE I DON'T DO THAT KIND OF SHIT!!!...And, Breaking The Girl is my favorite song ever.
Stick your middle finger to the world. FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT CAN READ, YES I PUT ONE ''NAUGHTY'' PIC UP JUST SO YOU WOULD GET OFF MY TWAT, DON'T ASK FOR ANYMORE BECAUSE I DON'T DO THAT KIND OF SHIT!!!...And, Breaking The Girl is my favorite song ever.

xTwatx's recent status updates
I'm riding the short bus today
I know that you can love me <3
I HAVE MET TEH COOLEST REALIST FUCKING BEST MOTHER FUCKER EVAR!!!
He won't let me fuck my elephant dong :(
Love is just a lie, Made to make you blue.

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Comments
Says on: 8/31/2009 8:32:00 AM
Thanks for the comment =P
Got a pic of your bong...? It may be prettier, but I can guarantee you've never hit a bong like a RooR before ;) =P. Keep in touch cutie =]
Says on: 8/7/2009 7:48:00 AM
hey ims dont work on my com they always come up a blank page i didnt get your messege either you have to comment or something
Says on: 8/3/2009 6:14:00 PM
God Damn girl you have REALLY got it going on. Your fun as hell ,,, I cant WAIT!!!