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RATING
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CITY
Sin City on the greens
STATE
COUNTRY
United States
AGE/SEX
30 / Female / Straight
HEIGHT
5'1"   (155 cm)
STATUS
Undisclosed
SMOKE / DRINK
No / Yes
MEMBER SINCE
3/29/2004
PROFILE ->   Hi I'm tritch
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tritch


Interests and Questions
MY HOBBIES INCLUDE   

tandem unicycling and pole dancing using my teeth -it's unfortunate how my sarcasm escapes you
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?


NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX

has to be MALE! someone who uses both his heads and not just the one down there!
WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?

hmn... learn how to snowboard and do some more traveling
FAVOURITE QUOTE

natural selection gave man a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time
FINAL WORDS

If you have nothin nice to say then zip it

tritch's recent status updates

An RMB impersonator you say? Gotta love bored people.

To my twin and fave douche bag Spiccoli, Happy Birthday! Blow out the candles on your three tier balut cake! lmao

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

couldn't stand the heat? no wonder you got out of my kitchen.

T'was a vagitarian pizza! -> response to the mailbox message I accidentally deleted before I could respond.

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Comments
eMuseMe
Says on: 5/16/2012 12:27:00 PM
You're such a hottie :D
spiccoli
Says on: 1/6/2012 11:33:00 AM
ha! if im going to be a douchebag, just glad i get to be your favorite. all the breast to you on our womb liberation day! the baby ducks with candles in their ass were great!
justjoshua
Says on: 1/5/2012 12:05:00 PM
Happy happy bday...ill bring my bday suit
IrishX
Says on: 12/25/2011 10:46:00 AM
I'd ravish you like an icecream Sunday !! Mmm Mmm Love yah !
surprise_me
Says on: 12/23/2011 4:01:00 AM
wizard who hides boners! comments are lame it cut me off for too many characters.. but wait! uh oh i left a comment! yeah i dropped that bomb.. what now??? who's the page stalker now
surprise_me
Says on: 12/23/2011 3:58:00 AM
oh baby that body is so amazing.. im not sure if i can hide my boner in these tandem unicyclings shorts... they are sooo tight! maybe the muffin man can point us down the yellow brick road to find the
DedaMraz
Says on: 10/31/2011 8:07:00 AM
now i know why women are so smart... no penis :) thx for info