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RATING
7.875
VOTES
228
CITY
STATE
COUNTRY
United States
AGE/SEX
55 / Male / Straight
HEIGHT
6'2"   (188 cm)
STATUS
Single
SMOKE / DRINK
Yes / Yes
MEMBER SINCE
6/15/2005
PROFILE ->   Hi I'm MoeBeers
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MoeBeers


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INTERESTS   

Frankly_my_dear, I don't give a fuck...but Jack Daniels, love_and_piece, Cold_Beer, Wild_Turkey, belly dancers and the magic carpets they ride on, some of that inner reflection crap, hot_boiled_peanuts, chicken_wings, BBQ_ribs, Lava_Lamps, hippy_gals, hippy gals with that patchouli incense aroma, hippy gals with trucks that run, mowing_the_lawn, grocery_cart_recovery_vigilanteism, paper_towels, mouse_disinfectants, drool_proof_keyboards, nuclear_fishin, sittin_on_my_ass, quality_wacking, do_it_yourself_psycho-therapy, popcorn,
MY HOBBIES INCLUDE   

Doing nothing and then resting afterwards, bean a fool, grappling, bobbing for sushi, global flatulence, hot tub sittin, juggling bowling balls, gawking at hot waitresses, wasting time, drooling, bulemic bungee jumping, leg wrestling with pole dancers...ugh...making pizzas..jacking off..duh.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 1 MILLION DOLLARS?

Get a ham & cheese omelett, open a nudist colony in antarctica, get a lifetime supply of high quality paper towels, give a free electric keyboard to every prisoner (with headphones of course)
NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX

Extreme patience, doesn't snivel, doesn't drool in public, will rub my back for more than 15 seconds, compassionate without bragging about it, knows how to wiggle her highness fineass. Works it well
WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?

Live for yesterday, go back in time, find a ho, clean up my mess, take a long hot shire with afore mentioned ho...finish my book...
FAVOURITE QUOTE

'hand out free cordless screwdrivers to the homeless' ...me
FINAL WORDS

fuck as much as you can while you're young & single and try not to catch anythang....and oh....I love a somewhat tanned gal but some of em could seriously run for the Miss Melanoma title....

MoeBeers's recent status updates

Furgot this place existed...hi yall dern?

meditating on low frequency rays

sippin coffee while soakin in the tub of epson salts and bakin soda....

eating a Heath Bar and listening to some old music....

nursing the aches and pains of my inner mojo & ball bearings

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Comments
niconia
Says on: 10/8/2009 12:03:00 PM
you rule
shubedoobe
Says on: 7/17/2009 1:56:00 PM
Thanks Moe! Yeehaw!
nlightn
Says on: 4/6/2009 9:21:00 AM
fuckin' A , moe...welcome to the 21st century and the wonders of a laptops...too bad its NOTHING like a lapDANCE..:)
MoeBeers
Says on: 2/19/2009 6:49:00 AM
it's a crazy fuckin world is all i know.....pass the bowl please
nlightn
Says on: 12/16/2008 11:24:00 AM
merry christmas, moe...12 pack's en route now...:)
ForgetDaRest
Says on: 12/12/2008 1:23:00 PM
I KNEW ZZ TOP WAS MISSING A MEMBER, rock on good sir.
iloveyou89
Says on: 11/11/2008 12:28:00 AM
you seriously rock. Any man willing to put a picture of him looking at a chicks titties is KEY in my book! 110000000000
nlightn
Says on: 10/5/2008 12:28:00 PM
how's the pie biz treating you....?